(Second actually, but the first was special and I’m selfish and not sharing it!)
So a good friend is applying for jobs and today submitted an app for a position at a corrections facility. They were a little worried about getting shanked and I said that they should capture that feeling on a napkin. They said “no” and then I guilted them into it. Voila!
The ink bled a little, it says “Ouch! I’ve been shanked!”
Which reminds me of one of my favorite commercials: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqi8-HlHmLU